PUBERTY

Who was the genius who came up with the idea of puberty? When God or whoever was creating the man, with his cronies all around Him, heckling and giving suggestions, who was the bright spark who said: “Oh, here’s an idea Lord, why not make him fully develop ONLY just as he’s at the age where he starts to grow up? Life will be confusing for the stupid bastard at that age, with girls, sex, single mother and shit, let’s make it worse!”. And so there was thunderous applause, and man was royally fucked up. Then when God decided to create a woman, she too was fucked up. And He made it that at the same time puberty hits, girls and boys want to get together and have sex; stubbly cocks, bleeding bits, spots and squeaky voices all in tact. Why?